Ever phoned a call girl?

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! She sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You

name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line sir, you need to dial 9."

Ever phoned a call girl?

An excellent joke - as usual!!

Many thanks for the laughs - and be sure I shall pass this one on!!

Loved it!! ha ha ha

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I can't believe I just wasted my time reading this.

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Well done. Very amusing

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oh my god how embaresing!!!! thats so funny :)

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Ha ha ha!!! xD

Brilliant!!! xD

That really cracked me up! xD

Here's a star! *

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why did you wasted your time on this bullshi*T?

Ever phoned a call girl?

That was pretty funny. You'd be better off with the operator (if only she were local) lol.

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LoL!

U should not explain all, This site is meant for kids too.!

:D

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lol sounds like something my friend brandon would do

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LMAO! Have a star! :D

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What an incredible coincidence! My wife was at work as a hotel receptionist the other night, when a guy called down and asked ..........LOL

Ever phoned a call girl?

lol... very funny...hilarious

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Brilliant, lol, hahaha

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LoL.. That was really funny!

Ever phoned a call girl?

Hahahahahaha...That's a good way to end a long day...

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very funny

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hahahaha!!!

excellent lol

thanks for sharing.

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Ever phoned a call girl?

nice.....LOL