Pubic Hair: Why So Many Questions--this Hasn't Been an Issue since 1985, has it?

The last time ANY sexy person had pubic hair was in about 1985. However, this is 2006, not some early 1980s porno flick with John Holmes and Seka. Get with the times people. Here are the rules:

1. Women should only have hair on their heads. If I see any hair below your neck--I'm out--period. No questions asked.

2. Men should only have hair on their heads, forearms, shins, and a very small amount of closely shaved hair under their arms (no more than 1/4 inch long). That's it. If you're not like me, that means you're probably not getting laid--and if you are, it's not by the hot women I'm long stroking. Actually, that's a good thing--keep being hairy losers.

If you can't even meet these basic criteria for being hot, you're just a plain loser.

Pubic Hair: Why So Many Questions--this Hasn't Been an Issue since 1985, has it?

I have to give you an A+ on this one stereotypes.

Pubic Hair: Why So Many Questions--this Hasn't Been an Issue since 1985, has it?

I閳ユ獡 sorry honey, but not everyone is turned on by a prepubescent body.