Senior Ads:
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5' 4" (used to be 5' 6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights, and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
Funny! Good joke! 10!
Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
LMAO! :D
Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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Who Says Seniors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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